In the lighter mood: How Did You Die?

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Two women are new arrivals at the Pearly Gates and are comparing stories on how they had died. First Woman: “I froze to death”

Second Woman: “You froze to death? how horrible!”

First Woman: “Well, it wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking form the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?”

Second Woman: “I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den, watching TV.”

First Woman: “So what happened?”

Second Woman: “I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere, that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up to the attic and searched, then ran all the way back down to the basement andsearched. Then I went through every closet and checked under every bed. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.”

First Woman: “Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer – We’d both still be alive…

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