Two mice were sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub.
The first mouse looks over to his friend and,
referring to the toilet, asks,
“Wanna go for a swim?”
The second mouse quickly replies.
“Oh, no! I’m never going in there again!!!”
“Well, why not?” says the first mouse.
“Well,” starts his friend,
“I was in there about a week ago swimming around
and minding my own business
and all of a sudden it got real dark,
it started raining,
it started thundering,
and if somebody wouldn’t have thrown me a log,
I would have drowned!”