Knock on the door.
“Hello sir, would you like to contribute something to the old folks home?”
“Yes, actually.” Beams the old man. Then said to his wife:
“Inge, put your jacket on and pack a suitcase!”
An elderly couple is walking in the city, hand in hand, when they pass a jewelry store.
The wife turns to her husband with a smile:
“Love, would you buy me a chain?”
“Why?” Asks the husband, “Tired of being free?”
A woman asks her husband:
“What do you like about me the most? My beautiful face or my sexy body?”
The husband gives her a long, appreciating look.
“Your sense of humor.”
—Enjoy the masti