In the lighter mood: Would You Marry Again?


A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the following question…

WIFE: “What would you do if I died? would you get married again?” 
HUSBAND: “Definitely not!” 
WIFE: “Why not? don’t you like being married?” 
HUSBAND: “Of course I do..” 
WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?” 
HUSBAND: “Okay, okay, I’d get married again.” 
WIFE: “You would?” (with a hurt look) 
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)  
WIFE: “Would you live in our house?” 
HUSBAND: “Sure, it’s a great house.” 
WIFE: “Would you sleep with her in our bed?” 
HUSBAND: “Where else would we sleep?” 
WIFE: “Would you let her drive my car?” 
HUSBAND: “Probably, it is almost new.” 
WIFE: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?” 
HUSBAND: “That would seem like the proper thing to do.” 
WIFE: “Would you give her my jewellery?” 
HUSBAND: “No, I’m sure she’d want her own.” 
WIFE: “Would you take her golfing with you?” 
HUSBAND: “Yes, those are always good times.” 
WIFE: “Would she use my clubs?” 
HUSBAND: “No, she’s left-handed.” 
WIFE: — Long silence —