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In The Lighter Mood: $3m For The Chinese!

Written by Maritime First

Donald Trump wants to paint the white house. He calls for quotations.

Chinese guy quoted 3 million.

European guy quoted 7 million.

Nigerian guy quoted 10 million.

Trump asked Chinese guy, “how did you come about 3 million?”  Chinese guy replies, “1 million for paint, 1 million for labour, 1 million profit.”
Trump asked the European guy the same question and he replied, “3 million for paint, 2 million for labour, 2 million profit”.
Again Trump asked the Nigerian guy the same question, He replied; “4 million for you, 3 million for me, and we will give 3 million to the Chinese guy to do the job!!!”
I just dey waka pass o!.

 

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