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In the lighter mood: Temple Run

Written by Maritime First

Temple Run!

“I’m finished” is when you lock your door to  kill a snake and then electricity goes off. My dear, thats when you realize the devil has already succeeded in using your life to test the new version of Temple Run.?????

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Destroyed Evidence!

A married lawyer made love to his girlfriend inside his car one day. The girl enjoyed it so much that she forgot her panty. On getting home, his wife saw the girls panty in the car. She got mad and tore it into pieces screaming. Honey! Honey!! Honey!!! What’s this? The lawyer calmly replied. My God, you’ve just destroyed evidence of a rape case worth millions of pounds. She quickly fell on her knees apologizing. Honey please forgive me, God will bring another one!“`* .?????????????

–DAVID ADEDAMOLA

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