In The Lighter Mood: You Can’t Beat An Ijebu!

Written by Maritime First

An Ijebu Doctor can’t find a job after graduation and so decided to open a clinic and puts a sign post outside
20k – IF NOT CURED  GET BACK 100k.

An Ijesha Lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic…

Ijesha Lawyer:
“I have lost my sense of taste”

Ijebu Doctor:
“Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth”

Ijesha Lawyer:
“Ugh..this is kerosene”

Ijebu Doctor:
“Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k”
The annoyed Ijesha Lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money…

Ijesha Lawyer:
“I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything”

Ijebu Doctor:
“Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth”

Ijesha Lawyer (annoyed):
“This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste”

Ijebu Doctor:
“Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k”
The fuming Ijesha Lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k.

Ijesha Lawyer:
“My eyesight has become very weak”

Ijebu Doctor:
“Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this 100k”
The Ijesha Lawyer (staring at the cash):
“But this is 20k,
not 100k”

Ijebu Doctor:
“Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k”

You can’t beat an ijebu man.

Don’t  laugh alone, put a smile on someone’s face by sharing. ????

Eweso o dede omo Alare!
Aseyi s’amodun ooo…???????????.


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