In the lighter mood: School Jokes


Here are some sayings from School…!
Teacher: What is your name?
Student: Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.
Teacher: When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.
Student: My name is Sunlight.

Teacher: What is your name?.
Student: My name is Beautiful Red Underwear
Teacher: What kind of a name is this? Don’t joke tell me the right name
Student: My name is Sunderlal Chadda.

Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhiji was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was four years old.

Teacher: What is the full form of maths?
Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students

Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?

Teacher: Because of Gandhiji’s hard work what do we get on 15th August?
Student: A holiday

Teacher: Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?
Johnny: Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.

Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born. [1st Rank]


  1. Today, I went to the beach front with my kids. I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said “You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear.” She placed the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is completely off topic but I had to tell someone!


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