_1. What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?_
*Stress is when wife is pregnant;*
*Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant;*
_*Panic is when both are pregnant!*_đđđ
_2. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?_
*Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away!*đđđđđ
_3. A young boy asks his Dad: “What is the difference between confident and confidential?_
*Dad says: “You are my son, I’m confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential!*đđđđđ
_4. A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman ;_
*âWhich book has helped you most in your life?â*
*The woman replied , âMy husbandâs cheque book!â*đđđđđ
_5. A prospective husband in a book store: Do you have a book called,_ *Husband the Master of the House?* *Sales Girl : âSir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!”*đđđđđ
_6. Someone asked an old man : âEven after 70 years, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Love.” Whatâs the secret?”_
*Old man : I forgot her name and Iâm scared to ask her!*
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_7. Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So Iâd be in your hands all day._
*Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day!*đđđđđđđ
*Laughter Is The Best Medicine Ever still…* đ
