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LIGHTER Mood: Show them Your I.d Card!

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LIGHTER Mood: Ecosystem: Your Joy is another's Pain!

*_A Drugs Law OFFICER stopped at a FARM near Odeda in Ogun State and talked with an old Farmer._*

*_He told the Farmer, “I Need to INSPECT your Farm for ILLEGALLY grown Drugs.”_*

*_The FARMER said, “Okay, but don’t go in that FIELD over there…..”, as he pointed out the Location._*

*_The Drugs squad Officer verbally EXPLODED saying, “Mister, I have the AUTHORITY of the Government with me.”_*

*_Reaching into his rear trouser pocket, he removed his Official ID Card and PROUDLY displayed it to the Farmer._*

*_”See this ID Card? This ID card means I am ALLOWED to go wherever I WISH. On any LAND !! No questions asked or answer given !! Have I made myself clear? Do you understand ?”_*

*_The old FARMER nodded Politely, Apologized, and went about his chores._*

*_A short time later, the old FARMER heard loud SCREAMS, looked up, and saw the Drugs squad Officer RUNNING for his LIFE, being surrounded by a swarm of wild BEES_*

*_The Officer was clearly terrified._*

*_The old FARMER threw down his tools, ran to the fence and SHOUTED at the top of his lungs………_*

*_STOP RUNNING and SHOW them your ID Card…oh…!!”‎_*

*_LESSONS;_*

*_Lack of HUMILITY brings Humiliation._*

*_*PRIDE goes before a fall.

*May God keeps us humble, pride brings one down.*

*Don’t laugh alone, pass it on*.

 

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*David Ogah

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LIGHTER MOOD: How to easily get hypertension…!

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LIGHTER MOOD: *What is politics?*

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A Russian Jew was finally allowed to emigrate to Israel. At Moscow airport, customs found a Lenin statue in his baggage and asked, _”What is this?”

The man replied, _”What is this? Wrong question comrade. You should have asked: Who is he? This is Comrade Lenin. He laid the foundations of socialism and created the future and prosperity of the Russian people. I am taking it with me as a memory of our dear hero.”

The Russian customs officer let him go without further inspection. At Tel Aviv Airport, the Israeli customs officer also asked our friend,  _”What is this?”

He replied, _”What is this? Wrong question, Sir. You should be asking, ‘Who is this?’ This is Lenin, the bastard who caused me, a Jew, to leave Russia. I take this statue with me so I can curse him every day.”

The Israeli customs officer said, _”I apologize, Sir, you are cleared to go”

Settling into his new house, he put the statue on a table. To celebrate his immigration, he invited his friends and relatives to dinner.

One of his friends asked, _”Who is this?”

He replied, _”My dear friend, ‘Who is this’ is a wrong question. You should have asked, What is this? This is ten kilograms of solid gold that I managed to bring with me without paying any customs duty and tax.”_

Politics is when you can tell the same shit in different ways to fool a different audience, to allow you to look good in every way….

*Real Politician*

***From: Ayodele Emmanuel

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LIGHTER MOOD: ‘Hard Decision’…!

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