*1. The moment I knew Nigeria was in trouble was when someone stole his neighbor’s white goat and dyed it black, only for the neighbor to say he recognized the goat by it’s smile.*
*2. The best strategy to win arguements is to have serious mouth odour, they will just be nodding their head in agreement.*
*3. I don’t like people who can’t let go of the past – especially people I owe money.*
*4. Hmmm ….. When NEPA takes light, a true Nigerian will stand up and check outside, to make sure their neighbors don’t have light too! And you believe, you will make Heaven abi.*
*5. You will buy sachet water and finish it at once. But when you buy bottle water, you will be opening and closing it as if it’s doctor’s prescription.*
*6. At home you can’t sleep without switching off ‘ur small radio but you can sleep in Church with eight speakers blasting in ‘ur ear … it is called Demonic soft work.*
*7. In Africa once your phone rings in the church or mosque, everybody will start looking at you as if Satan is the one calling.*
*8. I still don’t understand how Nigerian Cockroaches survive inside microwave, gas cooker oven, etc. You will be warming food and you will see them walking inside like Shedrack, Meshack & Abednego.* *Maybe they also serve a Mighty God.*
*Anybody with an explanation?*
*Please, put a smile on someone’s face to calm down tension caused by Political Jobbers and other stress.*
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Yemisi Owoeye
Ikotun, Lagos